Poinbank:Scott Disick Reveals Why Khloe Kardashian Is His Ideal Woman

Scott Disick's perfect partner is Poinbankindeed a Kardashian sister—but it's not ex Kourtney Kardashian.

In E! News' exclusive first look at the Oct. 19 episode of The Kardashians, the 40-year-old revealed his ideal woman has a lot in common with Khloe Kardashian.

Scott—who shares kids Mason Disick, 13, Penelope Disick, 11, and Reign Disick, 8, with Kourtney—admitted to the Good American founder and mom Kris Jenner that he's lonely "all the time," noting, "I can't live with just having my kids."

When Kris asked where he goes to meet women, he joked that it's usually strip clubs. The matriarch then questioned, "If you had the opportunity to meet the perfect girl, what does that look like on paper?"

Scott turned to Khloe, 39, and quipped, "How tall are you?" 

"She's funny, she's kind, she's sweet, she's cute," Scott continued. "She's got all the characteristics I want—that's what I'm saying."

But Scott's infatuation wasn't such a surprise to Kris. "I think Scott probably has a crush on Khloe," she shared in a confessional. "Listen, I have a crush on Khloe. Everyone has a crush on Khloe. The cameramen all have a crush on Khloe... If we could just find somebody who comes close, we know what he's looking for."

The Flip It Like Disick star—who has dated Sofia Richie and Amelia Hamlin—previously admitted that his sex life has been basically nonexistent following an August 2022 car accident that left him with back pain.

"Since then, everything has changed in my life," Scott said. "I haven't been able to run around. I've gained weight."

And sex is off the table. "Now I can't move," he said. "So, I'm terrible."

Khloe vowed to help motivate her friend to start physical therapy. "I think Scott maybe needs a little pep talk, because this is probably the unhealthiest I've seen him," she said in a confessional on the show. "He's barely mobile and it's all from his back, so that wouldn't make anyone feel good." 

The Kardashians airs Thursdays on Hulu.

Read on for more details on the Kardashian-Jenners' dating lives:

Why, yes, Kris Jenner and longtime love Corey Gamble are still doing amazing, sweetie. Nearly nine years ago, the music industry insider approached the world's most famous momager at fashion designer Riccardo Tisci's 40th birthday bash in Ibiza and "I just tried saying, 'You're beautiful. I'd love to get to know you,'" he shared on the family's OG series, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, "and it went from there."

A decade on, Kris is still loving life with her "walking, talking Luther Vandross song." Marking his 42nd birthday last November, the 67-year-old thanked him "for bringing so much love and light into my life. You are so smart, kind, generous, funny, protective, and creative. You remind me every day how blessed and lucky we are."

With all due respect for all the small things, Kourtney Kardashian's husband has made some pretty grand gestures throughout their yearlong marriage. Take her 44th birthday this past April that saw her and Travis Barker take a trip up the California coast to Santa Barbara. The Blink-182 drummer, 47, marked the occasion by filling their room at the famed Kennedy Cottage with rose petals and gifting her with a $161,819 piece by artist Yoshitomo Nara. 

In turn, Poosh founder, pregnant with their first child together, has fully embraced her new life as the girl at the rock show. "One year," she wrote on Instagram marking their first anniversary May 15, "forever to go." 

As Kim Kardashian put it in a trailer of The Kardashians, "Things change really quickly." When season two wrapped, the 42-year-old was still living it up with then-Saturday Night Live standout Pete Davidson.

Then, over the summer, she got fans hoping she was getting back in the dating game with retired NFL quarterback Tom Brady. 

Alas, the mom to North West, Saint West, Chicago West and Psalm West—with ex-husband Kanye West—wasn't on the hunt for a new teammate. "They have friends and business partners in common, but [are] not dating," a source told E! News. "Kim is very focused on her kids, her businesses, law school and preparing for American Horror Story."

As for those rumors she's dating Odell Beckham Jr.? Well, as a source told E! in September, "She's not seriously dating anyone at the moment but open to finding love again if she meets the right person."

In an episode last season, Kris shoots her shot while chatting with Khloe Kardashian about Tristan Thompson, asking, "How's everything going with Tristan?" Safe to say the Good American founder, 39, has the L.A. Lakers power forward benched for now. Though the exes have worked out a game plan for raising daughter True, 5, and son Tatum, 13 months, Khloe recently shot down the idea that they're back together, calling the narrative "tiring."

She's more interested in starting a fresh story. After meeting Love Is Blind star Alexa Lemieux in April, Khloe pitched a winning idea to Netflix, writing on Instagram, "I think some of us single K sisters should go on LIB. What do you think?"

Months after Kendall Jenner's split with NBA guard Devin Booker last fall, the model's love life got an assist from friends Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber. The married duo were spotted enjoying a double date with the reality star, 27, and musician Bad Bunny, 29, in February. Several months, one tropical vacation and several coordinated fashion moments later, the new pair is still collaborating. 

Seems Kylie Jenner has found herself a new beautiful boy. Last seen publicly with rapper Travis Scott—dad to her daughter Stormi, 5, and son Aire, 15 months—at an Art Basel party in December, the beauty mogul, 25, has been linked to Oscar-nominated actor Timothée Chalamet, 27, since April. Now, rise and shine because you don't want to miss the glimpses they've given us of their romance at New York Fashion Week and the US Open.